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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
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The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
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today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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what the fuck do you want
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*sells soul to the devil for chicken nuggets*
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